"Did she just slapshot the U.S. Constitution?"
"It's just the Bill of Rights, sir."
Brought to you by CollegeHumor, I almost feel depressed knowing this isn't an actual movie. Actually, I do feel depressed knowing this isn't an actual movie.
I was impressed by how official the creators were able to make this video look. I actually did a double take to make sure it wasn't a real movie trailer (and sadly, it wasn't). As Matt Damon so accurately put it, the plot line of the trailer and of this year's election is that of a typical Disney movie - an everyday hockey mom gets an impossible offer, and ends up marrying the prince and saving the planet from nuclear disaster while still managing to make dinner for the entire Senate and attend her daughter's ballet recital.
The sad part is how accurately this trailer portrays what could happen if McCain is actually elected and dies in office, considering both his age and health records. The only difference between real-life and the trailer would then be that Palin would probably fail miserably as a president, as opposed to the trailer's Betty Norindorf, who apparently kicks everyone's assets, including Putin's, albeit on a skating rink. Palin's only defense tactics seem to be to rely heavily on giggling stupidly while opening admitting to the nation that she has almost no political experience and doesn't even know what the V.P. does, while giving the camera a cutesy smile.
Mind you, it worked for Bush for the last eight years, yes/no?
1 comment:
I think that you are 100% correct with this blog! It is absolutely hilarious. Palin will absolutely fail miserably if McCain wins the election, which if things keep going the way they're going (11 point lead) he won't. We need a change. Obama is going to bring that to the table. A vote for McCain is practically a vote for Bush. They are one in the same. And I would venture to guess you hit the nail on the head. He will probably die in office, and then this country will be in real trouble. A woman who can barely control her children and uses phrases such as "Doggone it" does not belong in the White House. The people in Washington have to be laughing as much as we are. I truly pity the Republican party.
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